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Making terrible, terrible life decisions since 2005

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Brett Favre - A Legacy of Good Looks

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I just picked up Brett Favre for Rex Grossman in my fantasy football league. I'm really excited to welcome Favre to my team, the Secret ...
Saturday, September 08, 2007

Saturday night!

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Oh boy! It's Saturday and Saturday is the best day of the whole week if you ask me. If you're not doing anything tonight and you ne...
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Forgot my user name

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It's been so long since I posted any BS that I forgot my user name. I guess I should eat more fish to stave off the senility. So much s...
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

17 foods to try before you die...

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...according to the Star right here . I've tried 6, I think. Horse is next on my list.
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Disgusting..

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So god damned gross.
Saturday, June 09, 2007

Stop hovering around my girl you goddamn creepy hippie

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"I'm irresistible. Look at me Cat. Turn around. I dance for you. Feel the fire of my loins. Gaze upon me and know the beauty o...
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Important Announcement: I Have Purchased a Cellular Telephone

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Yes, you read that correctly. After more than 30 years without mobile connectivity, I have finally saved up enough money to purchase a mode...
Saturday, June 02, 2007

I kind of feel like partying

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Here is an interesting empirical observation I have made: The closer a grad student is to graduation, the more likely he or she is to get ma...
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Human Body is Shameful and Disgusting

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Hi everybody! It's that time of year again. You know, the time of year when the weather gets nicer and the sun starts shining and all ...
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I'm a shut-in living in Cambridge MA with my two cats, Boots and Mr. McWhiskers. I run a pigeon hospice and spend all day peeking out my curtains making sure no neighbourhood children are having fun on my property.
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