Alexis......

I am coming to see you in less than 3 days. I want to make a few things clear before I show up:

1. I get the bed, you get the floor in the bathroom (I can't have your snoring keep me awake)
2. I will require a chauffeured limousine to and from the auditorium where the Riverdance show is held
3. In addition to the chauffeur, I will also require two young, lithe, and beautiful dancers to accompany me in said limousine, laugh at my jokes, and comb my mullet.
4. That is all.