Going Gambling Tomorrow

Hello everyone!

I'm in the office working away and trying to graduate etc.... but although today I am a conscientious and responsible scientist, tomorrow I will be a high-rolling superstar because I am going to Foxwoods with some friends for a day of gambling.

I'm so excited.

I have never played casino poker before, but nonetheless I'm confident I will be able to find a way to lose all my money. Maybe I won't be able to lose it all playing poker. I mean, statistically there's a good chance I can do it, but there's a great deal of randomness involved and it's even possible I might win money. But should I win, there's always blackjack, roulette, craps, and as a last measure, the slot machines - so I feel pretty good about my chances. In fact, I feel so self-assured in my ability to piss away the entirety of my meager savings that I'm packing an extra bank card and a cyanide capsule for the trip.