Merry Christmas!

I'm off to midnight Mass, but first I'd like to wish my millions and millions of readers worldwide a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! My father just offered me a drink before we leave but my mother won't let me have any more whiskey. Why? Because I've already had 2 and she's worried I'll embarrass her. She also made me chew some gum. OK - I have to go......I love you all....