I have the most worthless readership of any blog in the blogosphere

You would think that, with millions and millions of readers worldwide™, when I publish a cry for help regarding my painful shin splints that at least a dozen readers would jump at the opportunity to help me out. Many of my readers are medical professionals, physical therapists, scientists, mechanical engineers, and countless other varieties of annoying brainiac, and yet one sole individual offered me advice.

I give and give and give and you take, take, take......and then in my moment of need, when I ask for a little bit of reciprocation I find myself deserted.

You are all disinvited from my blog-party. Go away.