Saturday, December 10, 2005

A Message from the Editorial Board

Readers from all over the world have been writing us recently taking us to task for what they perceive as an overly harsh treatment of hippies in the pages of AOA. It has never been our intention, dear readers, to denigrate or demean the proud and rich hippie culture. For generations hippies, fleeing from persecution and intolerance in foreign lands, have landed on these great shores and found safety and acceptance. By buying and selling marijuana and making wonderful arts and crafts (beaded handbags, dreamcatchers, tie-dyed headbands) they have contributed to society economically. By singing hippie songs and with their unique fashion sensibility, they have contributed culturally. But most importantly, hippies stand for something. Hippies hearts are generally in the right place and if you so much as sneeze, they're ready to let you have it about vegetables or greenhouse gases or some such thing. This is admirable and so we here at the editorial board would like to join with all our readers worldwide in saluting and celebrating the mighty hippie. Huzzah!

These hipsters on the other hand, are a completely different matter:

They stand for nothing except irony and drawing attention to themselves. For more hilarious examples we here on the editorial board would like to draw your attention to this link:

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant. I am going to go find Ed and hug him.
I can't until you come home and can see Arlington. It is really quite festive with a dusting of snow on the garbage house in the back - and tinsel and lights througout the ghetto.
T-REx

12/10/2005 12:49 PM  
Blogger Mr. Apple said...

Dear T-REx,
I like 'hug a hippie' much better....i have edited the post. Thank-you for your contribution. I just booked my flight. I am coming home on the 23rd (morning) and then flying back on Friday the 6th. While I am home I am going to clean up the slums with my magical powers. Keep your nose clean until then.
Yours,
Mr. Apple

12/10/2005 1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. You never told me about Dr. Pearce. And really, if you did get glasses like Dad's old ones - you would be a dead ringer.
T-Rex

12/10/2005 3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great stuff

12/13/2005 5:31 PM  

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