Posting Frenzy
Oh my god....3 posts in like an hour. I am on fire.
I just logged into an OKCupid account that I set up a long time ago. OKCupid is a personals site that was started by a bunch of local yokels, but it's pretty big now. Every once in a while I see if I got any responses. I have received a total of two in about a year. When you read the ad you will understand why:
Angus_r in Cambridge
I think it's funny.....but the joke is probably on me because I am too shy to ever put one of those things up with my own stats and picture etc... since I might get even fewer nibbles than poor angus.
Just for the record, I am 6'4, 185lbs, lean and muscular, and I make >$250,000/year. Also, I like romantic movies, cooking, and giving ugly women foot massages.
I just logged into an OKCupid account that I set up a long time ago. OKCupid is a personals site that was started by a bunch of local yokels, but it's pretty big now. Every once in a while I see if I got any responses. I have received a total of two in about a year. When you read the ad you will understand why:
Angus_r in Cambridge
I think it's funny.....but the joke is probably on me because I am too shy to ever put one of those things up with my own stats and picture etc... since I might get even fewer nibbles than poor angus.
Just for the record, I am 6'4, 185lbs, lean and muscular, and I make >$250,000/year. Also, I like romantic movies, cooking, and giving ugly women foot massages.
posted by Mr. Apple at 12:10 AM
3 Comments:
You failed to mention if you are remotely attractive or not, so I'm picturing a lean, muscular, tall person with a "paper bag head." That's the kind of person that you don't want to look at, so you stuff a paper bag on their head while in bed.
don't forget to put a paper bag on your head just in case their's falls off
Oh, very funny you two.....I am laughing so hard here through my tears. You think it's easy being a wealthy, tall, hard-bodied, foot-massager with a hideous face? I am a Porsche with only 3 wheels, or a glass of 1996 Château Calon-Ségur with a fly floating in it. Oh cruel world!
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