Wednesday, February 07, 2007

born to lose

Isn't it hilarious how this pig's head goes on and on and on?!? He looks like a conehead only less funny and more tragic....like he suffers from undiagnosed hydrocephalus.Hey buddy, here's a suggestion: wearing a hat, or at least running a comb through that shit, will make you look less like an alien from the X-files and more human.

4 Comments:

Blogger C said...

Is that a picture of yourself?

2/08/2007 4:53 PM  
Blogger Mr. Apple said...

cjs....that is not me. I am much better looking than this guy. He is a friend who works in my lab and always tries to mack on chicks with his bad hair. Pathetic.

2/09/2007 3:07 AM  
Blogger Sebastian said...

I can just imagine that person with long hair in a ponytail working at a Guitar Center and advising fifteen-year-olds on their "wicked riffs."

I'm guessing that's his weekend job.

2/09/2007 4:24 PM  
Blogger Mr. Apple said...

Yeah....but he volunteers, and they don't really let him interact with customers. He just sweeps floors.

2/12/2007 11:49 PM  

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