Wayne Gretzky
Is Wayne Gretzky forming public policy? Is he a powerful politician or a judge or a bishop? Has Wayne Gretzky ever preached at you? Did he sneer at you for drinking too much or buying dirty magazines? Has he often bossed you around and told you how to conduct your private affairs? If the answer to all these questions is no, then may I suggest that you leave him the hell alone?Wayne Gretzky played hockey, and now he is a coach and a television commercial actor. His co-worker got caught running a gambling ring, and now the worms in the media are piling on with insinuations that Wayner may have known about it or, heaven forbid, actually have placed bets. Why should we care if he wants to bet his money on a football game? Can anybody say with a straight face that it is morally wrong to gamble with your own money? If so, then I hope that said person never bought a lotto ticket, played bingo, or invested money in the stock market. 75% of reporters are worthless hypocrites with skeletons in their closets waaay seedier than Gretzky's. 98% of sports reporters are worthless hypocrites and degenerates who bet on sports every single day.
Pierre Bourque is the biggest hypocrite in the entire world.
posted by Mr. Apple at 8:44 AM
5 Comments:
Mr. Apple,
Being under a rock, I have heard about the whole Gretzky fiasco and don't get why they keep dragging his name through the mud, except for they are suspecting his wife of doing the betting. Damn woman. That'll teach you to get married.
Reese
well he is setting policy, but his father almost was *shudder* (I say almost in the most liberal sense)
Oh - isn't rather. Damn broken keyboard
Dear reese,
Janet Jones took Wayne from us and made him move to hollywood. I hope they lock her up.
-Mr. Apple
Dear psycgirl,
Walter Gretzky was almost setting public policy? This is stunning news! Can you elaborate because as far as I know all he does is appear in commercials with his son and try to not have heart attacks.
-Mr. Apple
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