A worse affectation than pipe smoking....

....is displayed by those people who go jogging with batman utility belts and full body armor. I saw a girl today running with fancy running clothes on, sunglasses bouncing off the bridge of her nose, an MP3 player clutched in her left hand, a device strapped to her arm which I assume monitors her heart rate and vital signs, and a bottle of water in her right hand. Hey sweetheart, are you running across the Gobi desert or something? If the answer is no, then why not leave some of the accessories at home?