Poetry
Not many of you know that in my spare time I write very beautiful poetry. Today I had an actual encounter that inspired me and I've decided to share my composition with you:
Ode to the guy I saw today walking around in bare feet at school
Even in the summer season,
there can't be a compelling reason
to walk about unshod like that.
When I saw your feet I almost shat,
they're dirty, gross, and on inspection
I've diagnosed fungal infection.
And I say, dear man, it might be nice
to rid yourself of those head lice.
Yet, first the shoes! Not to be mean,
But you may lose both feet to the gangrene.
Ode to the guy I saw today walking around in bare feet at school
Even in the summer season,
there can't be a compelling reason
to walk about unshod like that.
When I saw your feet I almost shat,
they're dirty, gross, and on inspection
I've diagnosed fungal infection.
And I say, dear man, it might be nice
to rid yourself of those head lice.
Yet, first the shoes! Not to be mean,
But you may lose both feet to the gangrene.
posted by Mr. Apple at 11:11 PM
3 Comments:
And you say you're single right?
Wow with that kind of poetry you're sure to hook up soon.
Yes, girls are comlpete suckers for poetry. For example:
cjsimo is sarcastic,
but I think that she's fantastic.
It's too bad you live so far, you had me at sarcastic...
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