Religious Pilgrimage
Tonight I did my taxes. I'm due for a monster refund and I'm open for suggestions on how to spend it. If my calculations are correct, I've got $243 coming my way in 6-8 weeks. That is about 70 lunches at the food truck or one mammoth methamphetamine binge. I'm leaning toward the lunches right now but could probably be convinced either way.
Anyway, I just wanted to pop in to let my "millions and millions of readers worldwide"™ know that I will be leaving tomorrow on a religious pilgrimage until Tuesday morning and I may not be updating as much as I'd like. But don't worry, I will pop in from time to time to make sure there are no emergencies.
I'd better pack, but before I go I'd just like to mention that I know you are all hoping that the Leafs make the playoffs this year. Our Leafs are 5 points out of the last playoff spot with only 4 games left to play. As a good friend of mine might say in this situation, "LEEEEAAAAAAFFFFFS NOOOOOOOOOO!"
This being a holy time of year for several world religions I think we should all try to inject a bit of spirituality and Godliness into our lives. Try saying a little prayer each night before you go to bed to ask the Lord to give big Mats the strength for more dominant 6-point games and for the rest of the boys in blue to turn in some beauty performances down the stretch. If you are an atheist, then maybe just send a thoughtful postcard or note to the team to let them know you're thinking of them.
Yours,
Mr. Apple
Anyway, I just wanted to pop in to let my "millions and millions of readers worldwide"™ know that I will be leaving tomorrow on a religious pilgrimage until Tuesday morning and I may not be updating as much as I'd like. But don't worry, I will pop in from time to time to make sure there are no emergencies.
I'd better pack, but before I go I'd just like to mention that I know you are all hoping that the Leafs make the playoffs this year. Our Leafs are 5 points out of the last playoff spot with only 4 games left to play. As a good friend of mine might say in this situation, "LEEEEAAAAAAFFFFFS NOOOOOOOOOO!"
This being a holy time of year for several world religions I think we should all try to inject a bit of spirituality and Godliness into our lives. Try saying a little prayer each night before you go to bed to ask the Lord to give big Mats the strength for more dominant 6-point games and for the rest of the boys in blue to turn in some beauty performances down the stretch. If you are an atheist, then maybe just send a thoughtful postcard or note to the team to let them know you're thinking of them.Yours,
Mr. Apple
posted by Mr. Apple at 12:12 AM
2 Comments:
Have a peaceful religious retreat. Stay safe, and don't do anything that I wouldn't do.
I think your money should be spent on a new haricut, and some fashionable jeans.
Holy crap - you must be clairvoyant or something because I currently have horrible, horrible long hair and holes in my pants. I may buy the fashionable pants...but I think I need to keep the hair.
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