Sunday, September 16, 2007

Brett Favre - A Legacy of Good Looks

I just picked up Brett Favre for Rex Grossman in my fantasy football league. I'm really excited to welcome Favre to my team, the Secret Johnsons, where he will be one of my starting QBs this week. Many people think Brett is old and washed up and everything like that, but I want you to take a look at this rugged jaw line and those soulful eyes and tell me if you think he's washed up. No one this handsome could be washed up:I bet he gets 20 touchdowns and throws for a thousand yards this week.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Saturday night!

Oh boy! It's Saturday and Saturday is the best day of the whole week if you ask me. If you're not doing anything tonight and you need ideas then let me tell you what I like to do on Saturdays:
First make sure your roommate is not home. Then turn off all the lights and close your blinds. Take off your shirt and pants and put on your cleanest underwear. Then fix yourself a cocktail. A personal favourite of mine is the "Lonely Russian". To make a lonely russian, mix one part tap water and one part Vladimir vodka in an empty tin can. If I have the energy, I like to peel the label off the can and wash it before I make the drink as a classy touch. Anyway, after you've had 4 or 5 drinks, grab a sixth drink and your laptop and start cruising facebook for pictures of girls you went to college with who've stopped replying to your emails.

Man, I'm getting excited just thinking about it! Who knows where the night could lead!