Thursday, May 25, 2006

A man should exercise every day

A man should exercise his body and mind. Physical exercise is good for one's spirit and keeps the bodily humours flowing in a correct and balanced fashion. Mental exercise staves off depression and keeps the mind sharp and the wit keen.

We are all decadent and lack discipline.

The mole-men are waiting below the earth's crust for further societal decay - soon they strike. Prepare yourself now.

4 Comments:

Blogger C said...

Perhaps I'm just not sophisticated enough to enjoy old movies, I find them boring and archaic.

5/25/2006 12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, cristina, appreciating the Mole People takes an assload of sophistication.

5/25/2006 4:23 PM  
Blogger Mr. Apple said...

mole people are no laughing matter.

while you are all busy looking at pornography on your internet and drinking alcohol and smoking tobacco the mole men are preparing themselves physically and mentally for the coming conflagration.

Cities will burn and we will be enslaved in the ensuing chaos.

most mole men are 6'0 tall and 200 lbs. with strong shoulders and sharp talons for burrowing.

5/26/2006 12:21 AM  
Blogger C said...

Talons...hmm interesting.

So swimming lessons have definitely been worth the cost if it will save my life.

5/26/2006 12:40 PM  

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