Mr. Apple is Indisposed

Mr. Apple has qualification exams in exactly 1 week. I am his senior AOA intern and I will be updating the blog sporadically in the meantime. I am very grateful for the opportunity that Mr. Apple has given me and I promise not to let him down....and I triple promise not to write anything controversial and create problems for him while he prepares. I want to prove I am responsible and that I can take care of things while he is gone. Then one day when Mr. Apple has a terrible accident (G-d forbid) I will take over for him and you will all love me as you love him. One day you will love me.

-Mr. Banana