Inner monologue
"That presentation isn't going to prepare itself, you know."
"I know."
"So why are you writing another pointless post on your pointless blog?"
"I guess I'm procrastinating."
"You are a tremendous disappointment and a worthless individual."
"Hey, come on now....no need to get personal."
"Get back to work!"
"I will soon. But first I need to dance, dance, dance."
"I know."
"So why are you writing another pointless post on your pointless blog?"
"I guess I'm procrastinating."
"You are a tremendous disappointment and a worthless individual."
"Hey, come on now....no need to get personal."
"Get back to work!"
"I will soon. But first I need to dance, dance, dance."
posted by Mr. Apple at 10:18 PM
6 Comments:
OH MY GOD! I AM DANCING AROUND MY ROOM RIGHT NOW IN MY UNDIES! DANGER!!! HIGH VOLTAGE!!!
DANGER!!!
Dude, I have a visual.
Boxers or Briefs.
briefs.
to get the full effect you need to be listening to the song while you imagine me dancing....also, I weight like 110 lbs.
You only weight 110lbs. That's really skinny, are you eating enough? How tall are you?
I am exactly 175cm tall. That is approximately 5'9". So just to complete the picture:
5'9", 110lbs, dressed only in white briefs, long hair, bushy beard, huge head, jumping and flailing around wildly in my room listening to the song from 4 comments up.
Mr. Apple, being as I am a slender girl who is 5'2" almost 5'3" and I weigh 106lbs, you are very underweight. Maybe you should start supersizing your meals.
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