You're all banned.
I ban you from this website.
posted by Mr. Apple at 11:26 PM
Thursday, April 26, 2007
About Me
- Name: Mr. Apple
- Location: Cambridge, Massachusetts
I'm a shut-in living in Cambridge MA with my two cats, Boots and Mr. McWhiskers. I run a pigeon hospice and spend all day peeking out my curtains making sure no neighbourhood children are having fun on my property.
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5 Comments:
I refuse to be banned. Ha, I just read your website. Take that :)
-LS
I, along with the rest of the community at large, reject your banning authority and hereby declare jihad on your ass. That's right, it's time to march on Kenzie's embassy and throw rocks at it!
SPRING BREAK 07, WOOOOOO!!!
Oh, no and I had only just begun to check out your blog!
I guess my complements to your witty, savvy blog were not enough. (these are coming from a person who absolutely despises “the blog,” a pretentious, narcissistic, waste of time. 9 out of 10 times, a blo(g)b of rubbish) No, my opinion about these personal websites really hasn’t changed, but I just so happen to like yours. ...In fact, it is so intriguing that I must admit that when I was supposed to be working on my final papers, I instead found myself snooping around your blog. (Yes, I’m horrible; anything to distract myself from writing 20 page papers) O.K., enough praise. Don’t want your egghead to grow any bigger. ...I cannot blame you for proposing a “ban.” Personally, I am such a private, shy person. -I do not understand how someone could expose her/himself to complete strangers. Then again, this may not be your true self at all. We, readers, may never know the real Mr. Apple! Hmmm, and I had so many questions for you... Do you really know Natalie Portman or Jake? I somehow doubt it. My cousin does. They were in a couple of classes together at Harvard. In fact, my cousin’s wife, then girlfriend, used to volunteer with Natalie in teaching ballet to “inner city kids.” My other question was, Harvard or MIT? I know a couple of people in the economics PhD program at Harvard and I know a handful of people at MIT. Do they know this mysterious Mr. Apple?... Originally, I thought it was ironic how I discovered your page while chomping on a bright green apple. Even stranger; out of the 200 or so sites that popped up for my word search in Google, the one I read, yours, shows that you are on the very same turf as me, Cambridge!
Was this a one night stand, Mr. Apple? The first time that I read your blog, it was great. I try for a second time and find out we’re through! banned! I feel used. Sometime next week when my mind again drifts from my final work for the University, I’ll check in and see if it’s really done for good.
(Wow, for a person that says she hates blogs, I truly rambled. Definitely, back to the books for me...) One recommendation before I go: Not to promote my friends at zbc, but North of America is a radio show on WZBC 90.3 that specializes in Canadian bands. (she does cheat frequently, going outside the borders) Either way, it is a good show.
Goodbye, forever?
~ Ms. G. Smith
LS,
SS put his foot in my ass last time I tried to ban you, so you're cool.
Dexter,
You Albertans are getting way too big for your britches. I'll ban your ass right into next week if I want to, and then I'll install some solar panels and fluorescent light bulbs in my place just to spite you.
Ms. Smith,
I wouldn't dream of banning you! The post was a reference to a facebook joke that got a bit out of hand. See, I recently took over a co-organizational role in our weekly poker tournament and, to my eternal shame, the power went to my head. I started banning people for the most innocuous reasons (for example, if they didn't call me "sir" or salute when I entered the room). Of course no one actually respected my bans, which was a touch emasculating, but what are you gonna do? To answer your questions: Nope, I don't know Natalie or Jake...but I'm sure they'd be totally freaked out if they ever read what I wrote about them. Oh, and I'm at MIT. Now I have a question for you Ms. Smith: do you know anything about darts? Because we got totally screwed over in trivia tonight by this lame darts question where you had to label a dart board with the number associated with each segment. Is that a fair question? No way.
How dare they ask MIT students questions regarding the mathematical structure of a dart board! Do they think that MIT folks are smart or something? ~Ms. Smith
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